There are times when a basic "Happy Birthday" just doesn't feel right.
What if you secretly love/hate the person you're giving the card to and kind of just want to make them cringe a bit? What if your relationship with the card recipient is based on your mutual tendencies to be either playfully obnoxious or passive aggressive? What if you can't NOT be snarky? What if sarcasm is the only way you can show that you care?
I somehow stumbled across these greeting cards that are basically perfect in every way....
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